The grass is greener, on the other side.   The grass isn't greener, on your side.   It is greener, where you water it.

- Unknown Author

"What you cannot enforce, do not command."

- Unknown Author

 

"The best thing about the future, is that it comes only one day at a time."

- Unknown Author

 

"The wise man says more, even when he holds his tongue, than when the fool speaks."

- Unknown Author

 

"What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth."

- Unknown Author

 

"A hero is someone, who can keep his mouth shut, when he is right."

- Unknown Author

 

"When a thief kisses you, count your teeth."

- Unknown Author

 

"One of life's greatest mysteries, is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter, can be the father of the smartest grandchild, in the world."

- Unknown Author

 

"Don't be so humble.  You are not that great."

- Unknown Author

 

"When Albert Einstein's wife had asked Albert Einstein to change his clothes, in order to meet the then German Ambassador, Albert Einstein had said, "If they want to see me, here I am.   If they want to see my clothes, please open my closet, and show them my suits."

- Unknown Author

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"When Albert Einstein's wife had asked Albert Einstein to change his clothes, in order to meet the then German Ambassador, Albert Einstein had said, "If they want to see me, here I am.   If they want to see my clothes, please open my closet, and show them my suits."

- Unknown Author

 

"You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails."

- Unknown Author

 

"You are more important, than your problems."

- Unknown Author

 

"At night, I turn my problems over to God.   He is going to be up all night, any way."

- Unknown Author

 

"They say, that marriages are made in heaven.   But so are thunder and lightning?!"

- Unknown Author